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Why I Refuse to Review Season 4 of Counting On

WARNING: I get rather venomous with my words in this one.  So, y’all homeboys and homegirls, the next season of Counting On is set to begin June 12th. Alas, I am here to announce that I have run out of things … Continue reading

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Counting On. Episode 3.??? Reviewed: The Wheel Turns Again

The ‘new’ season of life continues to re-define what ‘new’ means in tonight’s episode, if by ‘new,’ the Duggars mean ‘older than the liver spots on Larry King’s head.’  Tonight, we see the Jinger Cycle come to a conclusion (at … Continue reading

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Is Jinger wearing out the TLC gravy train?

Now that Jinger has fulfilled one half of her purpose as a vagina-bearing humanoid, it’s time for her tribute…the one time in her life her parents happen to remember her name and her siblings happen to see her as more … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.4 Reviewed: You Will NEVER Escape…NEVER!!

We’re in for one hell of an episode today, readers. Just kidding. It’s the one of the most inane and dull episodes ever….which is saying a lot, considering whole episodes have focused on grocery shopping expeditions and babysitting. In a brief … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.3 Reviewed: The Duggars Blow (Chunks)

Like I said last week, if the highlight of your TV show for the week is watching one of your cast members puke by the roadside, you’re either at rock bottom or on Jersey Shore (and really, there’s not much of a … Continue reading

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Counting On, Jinger’s Wedding REVIEWED

I guess this was unavoidable, and a long time coming. With a third season coming in January, Jill and Jessa both knocked up with the secondary heirs of the Dillard and Seewald tribes, and Joy’s nearly-illegal (and all-creepy) courtship guaranteeing … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Jingeremy Is Married!

Guy Fawkes Day Anniversary date for the Vuolos! Remember remember! According to many sources (including People, who just set the record for fastest wedding photo leak ever), Jinger and Jeremy finally became one baaaaaaaaaaaabe this morning in Arkansas, with over … Continue reading

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Counting On, NOT Reviewed: Episode 2.11- I fill out Jim Blob Duggar’s Courtship Questionnaire

In keeping with my strike against reviewing the actual ‘episodes’ of Counting On, as they still seem to be stuck on the concept of using old 19KaC footage and calling it interesting, I am going to be doing what several … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.10: NOT Reviewed.

I’m not doing it. Nope. Niet. Nein. Non. いいえ You can’t make me, readers. I legitimately and genuinely believed last week that it was the last episode for a while (not forever, sadly, as we all know TLC won’t cancel shit … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.9 Reviewed: My Little Phonies

WARNING: This episodes contains mass quantities of Jim Bob Duggar being an incestuous, perverted ass. Viewer discretion is advised.  I believe it was the great George Washington who once was quoted to say: “Oh holy fucknuts, guys. Is this season of … Continue reading

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