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Why I Refuse to Review Season 4 of Counting On

WARNING: I get rather venomous with my words in this one.  So, y’all homeboys and homegirls, the next season of Counting On is set to begin June 12th. Alas, I am here to announce that I have run out of things … Continue reading

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Duggar News Update: Child Brides, Courting Cads, and PANTS!

Things are getting lubed up in Duggarland as Jim Boob is working overtime now to sell off his barely-of-chronological-aged children into marital slavery bliss! Joy-Anna (who is barely 19, need I remind anyone) is engaged after a less-than-3-month courtship. I … Continue reading

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Is Jinger wearing out the TLC gravy train?

Now that Jinger has fulfilled one half of her purpose as a vagina-bearing humanoid, it’s time for her tribute…the one time in her life her parents happen to remember her name and her siblings happen to see her as more … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.4 Reviewed: You Will NEVER Escape…NEVER!!

We’re in for one hell of an episode today, readers. Just kidding. It’s the one of the most inane and dull episodes ever….which is saying a lot, considering whole episodes have focused on grocery shopping expeditions and babysitting. In a brief … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.3 Reviewed: The Duggars Blow (Chunks)

Like I said last week, if the highlight of your TV show for the week is watching one of your cast members puke by the roadside, you’re either at rock bottom or on Jersey Shore (and really, there’s not much of a … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.2 Reviewed: Ben Reunites with His Old Flame

Something amazing happened last weekend, guys. Millions of concerned Americans went to the Women’s March for Rights, and millions more worldwide joined us in solidarity. Even fucking Antarctica took a stand, making it the first protest represented on all seven continents. Of … Continue reading

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Counting On, Jinger’s Wedding REVIEWED

I guess this was unavoidable, and a long time coming. With a third season coming in January, Jill and Jessa both knocked up with the secondary heirs of the Dillard and Seewald tribes, and Joy’s nearly-illegal (and all-creepy) courtship guaranteeing … Continue reading

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Counting On, NOT Reviewed: Episode 2.11- I fill out Jim Blob Duggar’s Courtship Questionnaire

In keeping with my strike against reviewing the actual ‘episodes’ of Counting On, as they still seem to be stuck on the concept of using old 19KaC footage and calling it interesting, I am going to be doing what several … Continue reading

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A FUNDIE HALLOWEEN MOVIE REVIEW: Dark Dungeons (2014)

A week ago, Jack T. Chick died at the ripe old age of 92. He left a large, insulting mark on the world in the form of his Chick Tracts, little comic strips of varying degrees of artistic quality that … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.8 Reviewed: Put a Ring On It…BAAAAAABE!

You ever notice how on soap operas there are so many convoluted subplots that it takes several weeks of episodes for anything to happen? Yeah, that’s this goblin piss of a television show. If you’ll recall, Jeremy bought the engagement … Continue reading

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