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Why I Refuse to Review Season 4 of Counting On

WARNING: I get rather venomous with my words in this one.  So, y’all homeboys and homegirls, the next season of Counting On is set to begin June 12th. Alas, I am here to announce that I have run out of things … Continue reading

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Counting On. Episode 3.??? Reviewed: The Wheel Turns Again

The ‘new’ season of life continues to re-define what ‘new’ means in tonight’s episode, if by ‘new,’ the Duggars mean ‘older than the liver spots on Larry King’s head.’  Tonight, we see the Jinger Cycle come to a conclusion (at … Continue reading

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Is Jinger wearing out the TLC gravy train?

Now that Jinger has fulfilled one half of her purpose as a vagina-bearing humanoid, it’s time for her tribute…the one time in her life her parents happen to remember her name and her siblings happen to see her as more … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.4 Reviewed: You Will NEVER Escape…NEVER!!

We’re in for one hell of an episode today, readers. Just kidding. It’s the one of the most inane and dull episodes ever….which is saying a lot, considering whole episodes have focused on grocery shopping expeditions and babysitting. In a brief … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.3 Reviewed: The Duggars Blow (Chunks)

Like I said last week, if the highlight of your TV show for the week is watching one of your cast members puke by the roadside, you’re either at rock bottom or on Jersey Shore (and really, there’s not much of a … Continue reading

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Counting On, Jinger’s Wedding REVIEWED

I guess this was unavoidable, and a long time coming. With a third season coming in January, Jill and Jessa both knocked up with the secondary heirs of the Dillard and Seewald tribes, and Joy’s nearly-illegal (and all-creepy) courtship guaranteeing … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.9 Reviewed: My Little Phonies

WARNING: This episodes contains mass quantities of Jim Bob Duggar being an incestuous, perverted ass. Viewer discretion is advised.  I believe it was the great George Washington who once was quoted to say: “Oh holy fucknuts, guys. Is this season of … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.7 Reviewed: Drools of Engagement

Oh goody fucking gumdrops, another clip show. About courtship rules. I give up on logic, TLC. Of course, I would bet my soul (if I had one) on the episode not even mentioning Josiah/Marjorie, or even Josh/Holt-girl. That would actually … Continue reading

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DUGGAR NEWS: Amy Dillon-Duggar-King To Try Riding Coattails Again

It’s been all but confirmed via Life is Not All Pickles and Hairspray that Amy Duggar-King is making a second attempt at following in her fame-whoring family’s footsteps. Amy has been spotted with a film crew following her around in wake … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.6 Review: Ben Plays with Balls

This isn’t going to be a typical review this week, guys, and I apologize. This week, my cat Muse, whom I love much more than Jim Bob and J’Chelle love any of their children, nearly died. She is only five, … Continue reading

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