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Duggar News Update: Child Brides, Courting Cads, and PANTS!

Things are getting lubed up in Duggarland as Jim Boob is working overtime now to sell off his barely-of-chronological-aged children into marital slavery bliss! Joy-Anna (who is barely 19, need I remind anyone) is engaged after a less-than-3-month courtship. I … Continue reading

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Counting On. Episode 3.??? Reviewed: The Wheel Turns Again

The ‘new’ season of life continues to re-define what ‘new’ means in tonight’s episode, if by ‘new,’ the Duggars mean ‘older than the liver spots on Larry King’s head.’  Tonight, we see the Jinger Cycle come to a conclusion (at … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.4 Reviewed: You Will NEVER Escape…NEVER!!

We’re in for one hell of an episode today, readers. Just kidding. It’s the one of the most inane and dull episodes ever….which is saying a lot, considering whole episodes have focused on grocery shopping expeditions and babysitting. In a brief … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Jingeremy Is Married!

Guy Fawkes Day Anniversary date for the Vuolos! Remember remember! According to many sources (including People, who just set the record for fastest wedding photo leak ever), Jinger and Jeremy finally became one baaaaaaaaaaaabe this morning in Arkansas, with over … Continue reading

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Counting On, NOT Reviewed: Episode 2.11- I fill out Jim Blob Duggar’s Courtship Questionnaire

In keeping with my strike against reviewing the actual ‘episodes’ of Counting On, as they still seem to be stuck on the concept of using old 19KaC footage and calling it interesting, I am going to be doing what several … Continue reading

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Previewing Counting On, Season II…I Hate My Life

The ‘trailer’ for Counting On‘s new season is out. Because yeah. Third-tier reality shows get trailers now. Truly our civilization has reached its’ zenith. Obviously, most of the season will be about Jinger’s courtship quick devolution into ‘Jingeremy’ and the … Continue reading

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NEWS: Jingeremy Engaged After 1 Month of “Courting”

Confirming what many speculators believed to be more convenient ‘time-manipultion,’ for the sake of advertising for Counting On, Jinger Duggar has announced her engagement to former soccer-player/probably-not-a-virgin Jeremy Vuolo in order to assure the public that we’ll never get to … Continue reading

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Derick Dillard is Horny AF

For those of you who would rather not use the Google Machine, the verses he is referencing are as follows: 18 May your fountain be blessed,     and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. 19 A loving doe, a graceful … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Jinger Duggar Courting…Counting On Is Returning

Fuck a duck. Jim Bob did it. Jinger Duggar officially announced via the ever-whoring People Mag site that she’s courting Jeremy Vuolo, a 28-year-old pro soccer player. The pair met last month. While Jeremy seems to be independent (I mean, he’s … Continue reading

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A Simple Update

Hey loyal readers. Just checking in briefly. I have been away from this blog for two main reasons, one being that I am going through some tough stuff in my personal life right now  that need to be seen to, … Continue reading

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