Category Archives: TLC

Why I Refuse to Review Season 4 of Counting On

WARNING: I get rather venomous with my words in this one.  So, y’all homeboys and homegirls, the next season of Counting On is set to begin June 12th. Alas, I am here to announce that I have run out of things … Continue reading

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Duggar News Update: Child Brides, Courting Cads, and PANTS!

Things are getting lubed up in Duggarland as Jim Boob is working overtime now to sell off his barely-of-chronological-aged children into marital slavery bliss! Joy-Anna (who is barely 19, need I remind anyone) is engaged after a less-than-3-month courtship. I … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.3 Reviewed: The Duggars Blow (Chunks)

Like I said last week, if the highlight of your TV show for the week is watching one of your cast members puke by the roadside, you’re either at rock bottom or on Jersey Shore (and really, there’s not much of a … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 3.1 Reviewed: The Jinger Clown

I’m no longer going to deny that this show will outlive us all. The cycle of courtships, weddings, and disgusting and bloody live births is in perpetual motion, and will be right up until Jim Boob’s ancient, half-paralyzed sack of … Continue reading

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BRIEF NEWS: Another TLC Patriarch Proves Himself a Pervert

Who the hell is in charge of doing background checks at TLC?! Toby Willis, father of the “fundie-lite” Willis Family and star of TLC’s The Willis Family, has been arrested and charged with child rape, as well as fleeing arrest … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.3 Review: Dawn of the Brain Dead

Sorry this is later than usual…I put off doing this episode because, frankly, I don’t need the extra ennui with what’s going on in my life right now. But after seeing that this episode dipped below 1 million viewers in … Continue reading

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Counting On, Episode 2.2 Review: The Duggars Get Eaten By a Bear

Hey guys, want to learn something new that you didn’t know about me before? Well, too bad, because you’re about to find out…it makes a nice intro (hurrah for 10th grade English writing skills!). I love to read. I’m seriously … Continue reading

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Counting On, Season 2 Ep. 1 Review: Jeremy Spoke in Class Today

Because the world hates me oh so much. For the record, I proudly watch J&J from sketchy, un-sponsored sources. I’d rather get fifteen computer viruses than add to the ratings of this program. Instead, I watched Adam Ruins Everything, because unlike … Continue reading

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Previewing Counting On, Season II…I Hate My Life

The ‘trailer’ for Counting On‘s new season is out. Because yeah. Third-tier reality shows get trailers now. Truly our civilization has reached its’ zenith. Obviously, most of the season will be about Jinger’s courtship quick devolution into ‘Jingeremy’ and the … Continue reading

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The Best and Worst of Jill & Jessa, Season 1

This has been one hell of a shit storm, guys. We’ve been through virtually nothing with the Duggar Family. The stupid padded shit we saw during these episodes made me almost miss the good old days when a whole episode … Continue reading

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